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Found By: Will. Confused? This might help (but no promises):

Loveliest  comment, by Tony: Untz-untz-untz-un-un-untz-untz-untz-un-un-untz-untz-untz-un-un-WAA-WAA-WIGGIDA-WIGGIDA-WAA-WAA-WIGGIDA-WIGGIDA-untz-untz-untz-un-un-untz-untz-untz

*flicks lights switch on and off*

What’s in the bag, man?

No, wait, never mind. On second thought, I’d rather not know. Please don’t tell me. Really, don’t. I’m sure it’s a lovely… thing you have hanging on the gate. So lovely that the listing needs only one photo to convince me to buy the house. I’ll just be over… um… there, okay?

*runs*

Found By: Digg Doug

Loveliest comment, by Old Geezer: O.K. So how would YOU market a CIA Safe House?

“No Additional Photos Provided,” sez the listing.
“No additional photos necessary,” sez I.

(Found By: Rob & Elle C. And hellloo, Nevada! Could this really be your first Lovely Listing?)