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Dedroom found by Annie; fishroom found by Metz; motorshelf found by Jennifer.

All the convenience of a medieval portcullis — now in an HOA-approved white-picket-fence style.

Found By: Jessica

P.S. Happy birthday, mom!

Like so many who immigrated at a young age, Chair has always been curious about the land of Chair’s birth. Here, we see Chair taking in Hong Kong before heading off to the Pearl River Delta, hoping to meet relatives Chair left behind.

Found by: Sue

“Trip, trap, trip, trap! Who’s crossing over my bridge?”

“It’s me, mom. Again. Just like it always is, ever since you put this stupid bridge in the hallway outside my room. Can’t I have some privacy? LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!”

*slam*

Found By: Ryan

*sips tea*

Done?

“Just like childbirth”?!? How is this house “just like childbirth”? Is it the natural, oh, all I need is a deep breath and I’ll be fine kind of childbirth, or the unnatural (and my preferred method) #@@$#(%**!!$%, time for my epidural and bottle of gin kind of childbirth? Has the house had repairs in a place no needle should ever be? Is the house a very uncomfortable taxi ride away? Is the house amazingly sweaty?

Found by: Kelly

Loveliest comment, by Helen: It’s the big garage door. It was actually a letter box until House had to squeeze out a shed.

Clearly this is not how things were supposed to be. Let’s look at the box:

Whoops! Looks like we included the wrong set of paints. Sorry about that! We’ll send out a replacement ASAP.

Found By: Lori

Loveliest comment, by KS: Mary Engelbreit called. She wants her house back.

Thank you!

I like to think that the sad resident of this place eventually found love and moved in here. Awww! Sweet. Life-threatening, but sweet. Now there are two folding chairs, not just one, and they even get burners! No oven… Hmmm. Maybe they’re waiting until they’re married.

Found By: JP

Loveliest comment, by Jano: Carrying a few extra pounds would be a fatal disorder. It would be a shame to die in a tragic balcony-dining room collapse. Cause of death: metal fatigue

NOTE: The Belgian chocolate might be worth it, though.

Happy Groundhog’s Day! You’re going to be eating breakfast RIGHT HERE every day of your life for years on end! Wait, wait — why are you crying? Please don’t cry. Shush, shush, don’t cry. It’s okay. Sorry about the microwave not working, by the way, but we couldn’t find an outlet. Awwww.

Found By: JP

Loveliest comment, by Blandwagon: I like the fact that you can slide your dinner-for-one out of the microwave and into position for eating without even getting out of your chair. So handy when your crippling depression makes moving about impossible!

It’s not from a listing! I don’t care! It’s a space ship, and we love space ships! Let’s pretend it’s a house so I can justify having it here! Ten… nine… eight…

Found By: Natalie

Loveliest comment, by Phyllis: Is that a joystick or is that first inflatable green alien happy to see us?