“Trip, trap, trip, trap! Who’s crossing over my bridge?”

“It’s me, mom. Again. Just like it always is, ever since you put this stupid bridge in the hallway outside my room. Can’t I have some privacy? LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!”

*slam*

Found By: Ryan

It’s so practical! This wallpaper will never show dirt. Not because there won’t be any dirt, but because nobody will ever dare look directly at the walls as they’ll afraid even a casual glance will turn them into stone.

Come to think of it — maybe we shouldn’t be looking, either. Let’s stare at the soup tureen instead.

Submitted By: Caitlin S