Archive for the 'Chair' Category

Wheeee!

Found by: Susan

Oh, good Lord, Chair. Please! You might frighten the hassocks.
Found by: Sonja

Oh dear. Poor Chair there, hiding behind the green chair and the yellow chair. It seems Chair didn’t get the memo about the dress code and showed up nekkid.
Found by: nearly everyone

Why two seats? So you can use the HOV lane, of course.

Found by: Jeffrey

Loveliest comment, by my mom: It’s going to stay right there, confronting the boulder, until someone develops a reverse gear for it.

Oh, dear. Modesty Chair, please report to Craigslist. Modesty Chair, you are needed on Craigslist. (Click on the picture above to see the whole Craigslist post if you must, you smutty person, you.)
Found by: Danielle. The not-quite-relevant-to-real-estate photos have been replaced. The screenshot lives on.

Loveliest comment, by Meej: I think that’s just a photo of the advertised Cable Hookup. At least, it looks a lot like the Hookups that I used to see on Cable as a teenager…

Is Chair… evolving?
Found by: Annemarie

NOOOOOOOOO!

Found by: Michelle

It’s Chairs on a three-hour tour! Just sit right back and you’ll... uh… break the Chair, probably. They’re not all that sturdy.

But before you start thinking all Chairs like to go on package tours (everyone! Bleeding Watney’s Red Barrel…) let’s consider this individual Chair, who just wants some frikkin’ peace and quiet:

Just Chair and Chair’s buddy Cooler, who knows the value of companionable silence.

Group tour found by: Dave
Loner Chair found by: Diane

Where could all these Chairs be? So organized, so uniform, so appealing and yet rather intimidating…

“Serried ranks of Chair’s Swiss relations, in Thun town square. Very neat and tidy, the Swiss,” says their spotter, Laura.

Loveliest comment, by Jano: You can bet that just as soon as the concert starts, chair in the middle of the row is going to get up because he forgot to get is Lindt chocolates before the show.

Throw a coin in, make a wish, and may Chair’s fortune smile upon you!
Found by: Joy

Loveliest comment, by K: I guess this is the rather public bidet at this third rate motel?