A Giant Tiger Peeks In From Time To Time
I’d love to say something about a certain Tiger hiding, avoiding the media, just peeping in to see what’s on TV (or on the other TV), but I’m afraid of being sued. Rar!
Actually I’m not afraid of being sued, but I have absolutely no references at all when it comes to golf and I’m taking the lazy way out. Something something club? Something something wood? Something something match play? Something something downhill lie?
Found By: Anon
At least you got the species right. Not. A. Lion.
Fortunately I read a website that often discusses that very issue. It’s called You Suck at Telling Lions and Tigers Apart, and it’s taught me a lot. Perhaps you’re familiar with it?
Heard of it? I’m obsessed with it! And hence my obtuse post. LMAO.
I’ve seen you there. Ooh, that sounds creepy…
I got the *You Suck at Craigslist* reference.
Hi, mudslicker! I came in to post the same thing!
Thanks for the reference, mudslicker (and the reference/link, Sara)! I will consider changing the name of the site.*
*This may not actually be true.
I can’t be the only one who’s mind bursted out with “IT’S THE EYE OF THE TIGER, IT’S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT” …
First thing I thought of!
Who puts two TV’s in their living room? What, are they just supposed to sit there with headphones and watch their own shows, or play games on one while they watch the other? That’s just….
Hmmm….
Now I know what I want for Christmas!
They aren’t watching the TV’s…. the TV’s are watching them….
Actually, I think the TVs are watching each other….with peripheral vision…
It’s specifically FOR Christmas — once a year, the residents (a gay male couple) light the fireplace, then turn on the “Yule Log” channel on both TVs and reminisce about how when they were both wilderness firefighters, they were caught in a blowback and really “roasted [their] chestnuts over an open fire.” :drum roll:
Maybe they are a stickler for symmetry. I am particularly impressed how they managed to get the heights of the TV’s to match the fireplace, even if they did add another stone plinth to the mantelpiece.
I think they have other cheaper ways to get your TV in stereo?
not stereo: it’s a home version of 3D! (You just don’t see their stash of those blue & red-lensed cardboard glasses)
One person sits on one chair and watches the tv to the right. Another person sits on the chair under the window and watches the left tv. A third person sits on the middle couch and watches the fire.
And the tiger watches them all …
Heh–this reminds me of “Back To The Future”:
kid: “Do you have a TV?”
Marty: “Well you KNOW–we have, uh, two of ‘em”
kid: “Wow! You must be RICH!”
mother: “Oh, don’t be silly! NOBODY has two TVs!!”
Guess mom was wrong. =D
Careful… there’s a retail chain in Canada called Giant Tiger. I’m sure they wouldn’t sue you though. Perhaps thank you for the free advertising, but I think lawsuits aren’t their main focus…
RE: tiger – tiger is looking with either longing or sadness at tiger-skin pillow on couch. Discuss.
RE: lack of golf references: “Something something something – Dark Side.”
Quick, make sure the wardrobe is locked! Aslan’s evil cousin the tiger is trying to break through into the real world!