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omg too many frakkin plates

Who on earth would live in such a blue, blue house? Clearly:

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Or maybe:

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It’s the only possible explanation.

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  1. Mike says:

    Could it be Blue Man Group’s house?

  2. Melanie says:

    The seller’s are feeling a little blue today?

  3. wimple says:

    House by Gainsborough?

  4. MomCat says:

    You forgot Bear in the Big Blue House.

  5. Paula says:

    I am impressed that you put Zhann (sp?) from Farscape in there!

  6. LeeLee says:

    oh gag.

  7. bikerchick says:

    Great example of too much $$ and not enough taste. Also, more than a little OCD with the collectibles– spoons, ivory figurines, flags, glassware, blue delft, OH MY!! HID.E.O.SO!

  8. Gail says:

    Unfortunately, it reminds me of my sister’s house.

  9. pepperjackcandy says:

    Nobody actually *lives* in that house, right? It’s just for show, and then the visitors have afternoon tea on one of the many, many wrought-iron tables on the flagstone terrace. Right?

  10. Dawn says:

    They like blue plates. They really like blue plates.

    They really, really like blue plates.

    They really, really, REALLY like blue plates.

  11. Dawn says:

    How come the floor tiles aren’t blue?

  12. Becky says:

    Did you see the photo of the “Hall full bath with double sinks”? The photo… is of a toilet & bidet… I don’t want to wash my hands in either one tyvm!

    • Kristi says:

      That was my favorite pic/caption!!!! LOL

      • Minos says:

        The caption on the Great Room photo threw me for a loop:
        “GREAT ROOM WITH 12 FOOR CEILING”
        My brain’s first attempt at correcting the typo was “FLOOR”. Funny, it didn’t look that tall. I wouldn’t want to be the one replacing light bulbs, either.

  13. Dana says:

    Nice picture of Tobias from Arrested Development! LOL! He’s tacky enough to live there, for sure. I hate a bunch of trinkety collectible crap – who the heck wants to dust it?

  14. absepa says:

    I think hanging out with Pa’u Zhota Zhaan could probably do Violet Beauregard a world of good–but even an annoying brat like Violet doesn’t deserve to live in that house.

  15. Dana says:

    OH MAN… I just clicked thru all of the photos. I doesn’t get any better. The best part of that house is the outside. It’s FULL OF JUNK. Even if they think their possessions are valuable, they sure don’t look it. Trying too hard. Agent should have asked them to thin that out a bit. $7 million dollars!? It’s going to take a whole heck of a lot more money to make it look as nice on the inside as it does on the outside. This house would have shown better completely emptied with a stager’s touch.

  16. Quark says:

    Maybe that fellow who took too much medication lives there …
    http://bagofbirds.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/20080219_102_350x263.jpg

    It’s smurfin’ blue either way!

  17. Chris says:

    I think I’ve found the buyers …

    http://www.smurf.com/smurf.php/www/home/en

  18. Pleased2CU says:

    Looking through all the photos, it appears the owners never met a chandelier they did not like.

  19. SM says:

    You’d think their agent would sit them down for the staging talk.

  20. Magister Ludi says:

    I’m sorry, but a 7 MILLION $$$ house with circa 1970 appliances? They must be out of their friggin’ minds. (I know, I know, anyone willing to pay that amount is going to rip out much of the interior anyway, but I would be embarassed to put my house on the market in such a state…)

    • House Hunter says:

      Also, this house is in the Spring Valley area of DC which is notoriously famous for having been used as a missle dumping ground in the 40s. Good luck getting any insurance company to underwrite this property. There are blocks of this neighborhood that are vacant because of the problems. Notice the Saftey Orange sign in one of the picutures in the front.

      Some Diplomat has more money than sense. I spy a recruit for the Real Housewives of DC.

  21. Are the plates included? Because otherwise, that look just doesn’t work for me. It just wouldn’t work as well without the plates.

    Love,

    Mom

  22. Silly Goose says:

    The smurfs must be on vacation…

  23. Michael says:

    I think I just blue myself. 5 stars for the reference.

  24. Rob says:

    Maybe this is where the aliens in the Avatar movie live.

  25. Kari says:

    My thought is that they’re colorblind and blue is the only color they can see–I’ve read about people like that. Hell, if I could only see one color, I’d wallpaper my house in it.

  26. Kat says:

    To quote Dr. Jane Kaminsky:
    “Do you have a problem with people of color?”

    OK enough obscure Sci-Fi references.
    I actually love blue willow style china, but that’s a bit much even for me!

    I have to agree, if you REALLY want to sell the house and move, why not pack that stuff up and stage the house a bit?

    • JaNeT says:

      It’s not china it’s called delft, every fricking thing you see there is delft…

      I’ve seen houses that look like this… all accept the cupboards… It’s a Dutch thing… or Dutch heritage anyways…

  27. Murphy says:

    I like blue and white decor, but not when it slaps you in the face! How did they get that frig the exact blue?

  28. Wolvie Girl says:

    Maybe it belongs to Mystique, Beast and Nightcrawler from the X-Men? Or Eiffel 65 perhaps.

  29. Lily says:

    From the description that it can be used as an embassy, the Latin art throughout and several things that say Nicaragua, my guess is this now is being used as an ambassador’s home.

  30. Aaron Hong says:

    No Dr. Manhattan?

  31. Sue T. says:

    The house belonged to the late Dr. Francisco Aguirre who founded the newspaper Diario Las Americas. He died a little over a year ago so this is probably part of settling the estate. You can read about him here; it is a fascinating article.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/31/AR2008123102069.html

    That is an extremely expensive and exclusive neighborhood but not gated.

    • Sara says:

      From the article: the onetime home of Filipina screen star Isabel Rosario “Dimples” Cooper, Douglas MacArthur’s mistress

    • Chris says:

      Wow! Muchas gracias, Sue! Me gusta mucho. (I hope I got that right, I have not used that language on a regular basis for over 35 years).

      My dad was part of the Army intelligence in South and Central America in the late 1950s to the 1970s. I wonder if he knew of Dr. Aguirre.

      That house does remind me of some of the overdone houses I saw while living in South and Central America by those who were the newly rich. Actually, it also reminded me of my step-mother’s style when she got older as she tried to put every single family photo on the wall!

      Sadly, we collect plates. But not just the Delft kind (even though my husband is Dutch). Looking up at the walls above my kitchen cabinets, there are at least fifteen inches between each plate. Plus three are plates done by my kids at one of the “paint your won pottery places” at the local mall, and another is a ceramic fish my daughter did in school.

      • Land of shimp says:

        Thank you so much for that link, Sue T. That was a worthwhile, and interesting read. What a fascinatingly diverse experience that man’s life was! Influencing national policy to driving a taxi, to establishing a newspaper.

        He lived a life with a great deal of scope.

        Plus, it would seem, a tremendous love of blue.

  32. JV says:

    Ah! This real estate listing was created during Picasso’s Blue Period. It’s been well-maintained over the years.

  33. Cindy B says:

    Who puts rocking chairs at their kitchen table?

  34. Elizabeth C says:

    What about Mystique from X-men? She would feel at home their too! Waay too much blue!

  35. Lisa W. says:

    This blue me away.

  36. slh says:

    The term “understated elegance” was obviously unknown to the owner.

  37. nomadic says:

    I’ll have a blue Christmas without you…..

  38. Courtney says:

    obviously, whoever has played the game Earthbound would know that it’s the Happy Happy cult!

  39. Krystal says:

    I bow down to you because of the Arrested Development reference.

  40. EL Fay says:

    Ugh. It’s a beautiful house, but too bad about the decorating. It looks like the homeowners have some beautiful antiques, but they have way too many and no idea of how to create a cohesive look.

  41. tuulikki says:

    No one else thinks photo #1 is where Chairs go when they are old and blue?

    Though I’m loving the Violet Beauregarde pic! She’s even round like the plates!

  42. JMixx says:

    If I could afford it, I’d keep part of the decor and turn it into a B&B! Those themed bedrooms are perfect, if overdone.

    I really like blue-and-white; my grandmother’s china pattern was Blue Danube, and it has warm, fuzzy, Grandma-and-hot-chocolate associations for me. Blue Danube is now my china pattern, too, and I have a plate rack on my kitchen wall with some of the Danube china in it.

    That said, those plated walls are making me nauseous.

  43. Kimmy says:

    Another prime suspect for the resident: Madame Blueberry from Veggie Tales. She sings, “I’m so blue oo ooo, blue oo ooo blue ooo ooo ooooooo, I’m so blue I don’t know what to do!!”

    XD

  44. The One Guy says:

    I actually like all the blue, it’s the overuse of plates that i find odd.

  45. Michael says:

    My mother’s guest bathroom looks EXACTLY like this – if not more hideous… there isn’t an inch of wall space to be found in the entire room!


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