From the tilted perspective to the baby doll about to sign a contract, that photo leaves me anxious and confused. I shall ignore it and move on to the bathroom. What could possibly be strange about a bathroom. Tum te tum… OH MY GOD!
LOOK AT IT!! LOOOOK!! (Or, as they say on eBay, L00K!!!) It’s Shower 2000! Fortunately I have the manual right here. Let me show you a scan from the Owner’s Guide to Showering in the Future:
I would totally get one, but I wear glasses and can’t even tell my shampoo and conditioner bottles apart when I’m in the shower and I’m afraid I’d accidentally hit the “Post to YouTube” button some morning before I’d had my tea.
Found By: Nathalie
Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons: Manual states: “This shower takes 1.21 gigawatts of AC current. Optional Gallifreyan plug adapter not included. The company is not responsible for injuries incurred at speeds above 88 miles per hour.”
Tags: bathroom, creepy, dolls, my excellent Photoshop skills, shower, the future
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I have written giant “S” and giant “C” on my shampoo and conditioner because I’m in the same fuzzy distorted boat as you….
Thankfully, the shower of the future does not have a “reply all” button….
I’ve made it to mumbledymumble years old and I never thought of that. Brilliant! (The “S” and “C,” that is, not the “reply all.”)
I just buy shampoo and conditioner that come in different-shaped bottles. Pretty obvious (at least to me) which is which.
Lasik = best thing I ever did for myself.
Oh, Doctor! I didn’t know you were in my shower…
And you didn’t even mention the leopard in the bedroom.
Quebec! That explains everything. Crazy french people!
This looks more like a torture chamber than a shower.
Rats, I was looking forward to having toast while I exfoliated. I’ll have to have one imported now.
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LOL! Nice one.
‘frappe’ and ‘liquify’ caused the soda-snort into my keyboard!
Oh my but your description is all too funny on this one!
Joyce
Manual states: “This shower takes 1.21 gigawatts of AC current. Optional Gallifreyan plug adapter not included. The company is not responsible for injuries incurred at speeds above 88 miles per hour.”
Heh, I have a shower like this one. Mine talks to me :3
Sure it does, Brina. Uh huh.
It sings “Bicycle Built for Two” as the hot water runs out…
It’s a combined karaoke bar, recording booth and shower all combined into one. You can select the music track you want to sing along to, make a recording, all at the same time as you are getting ready for work. Once you have left the room, a recorded and labeled CD is ready for you to send to the record companies.
I know someone who bought a house because it had a shower like that.
It’d be tempting…you could live in that shower quite happily. I’m pretty sure it can do manicures and pedicures.
You went the extra mile for today’s description and helpful shower instructions. I’ve always wanted a snooze button in mine!
would it beep, or just give you a quick blast of cold water to wake you up?
hopefully, it would just gently shove a chair under you, so you could snooze in comfort
Well, I guess we know where their priorities were, at least.
I want to know why there is an exhaust vent in a cupboard. And I would love that shower.
What you haven’t seen it that not only have we gone from Nana’s dining room to Star Trek bathroom, if you fallow me to the guest room, you will notice the lovely, sacrificial Aztec stone decor!
Why not just shower with your glasses on? I have to, because otherwise it’s all just one big hazy blur past about six inches [yay shortsightedness!] and you get used to it pretty quickly.
That… that just seems wrong. I don’t think I could do that. Fortunately I’m farsighted, so I can back away from the soap shelf and eventually things make sense (or hurt).
It does seem wrong, doesn’t it? I’m not sure why, but the idea is perverse.
Yay for major nearsightedness! My focusing point is all of an inch from the tip of my nose. I shave my legs with my glasses on because I like keeping my Type A-Negative inside me, thanks!
6 inches? You’re lucky! I start to get things blurred past 3 inches…
that’s what I was thinking. but that’s just because my boyfriend does, and he also sleeps with them on, although that’s just cause he’s lazy.
The dining room makes me shy. But I think I could live in that shower. Which would be unfortunate, as it’s difficult for the perma-pruny to get ahead in business. And it’s totally unfair that only UK gets the toast rack. I love toast too!
The seller of this home is a single woman.
Trust me.
Nailed in one!
I’m surprised that no one came up with Orgasmatron!
I was thinking that too.
I also was wondering where the three shells were – by the space age toilet?
This is the kind of silliness that I predict will largely disappear, now that people can’t pull money out of their homes in order to put in these $12K monstrosities. At the end of the day, what does this shower do that a $500 shower stall doesn’t do? Exactly. Both cause water to be dumped on you in order to facilitate hygiene.
On the upside, future archaeologists will have no end of fun debating the possible uses of these artifacts when they dig them up hundreds of years from now.
My mother and father in law totally have that same shower…. and like this house, the rest of their house is low-tech and very “country cottage”… I don’t blame them, though; it was like that when they bought it. Is this some new trend I’m not aware of?
Thanks so much for this post! I’m not a LOL-er per se but this was just so freakin funny!
Nice MS Paint work there…my favorite is the Apple symbol (I don’t even know what that’s called).
Sara – this is hands down your best posting yet!! Three thumbs up!!1!
And on a side note: you may have a future career as a Windows Paint “Artiste”! (said with a french accent, of course)
This shower could also be easily explained… if the homeowner had just moved out of the “Relaxing Mud”/poop shower house listed above.
“As God is my witness, I’ll never go in a bathroom like that again!!”
The “like” did it for me. Thanks for a much-needed snort.