Fit for Human Dwelling

Funny-Real Estate-Photo- Usable Bathroom

Included: “Useable bathroom.” Not mentioned in the listing, so be sure to check that they’re included: Breathable Air, Walkable Floors, Weather-resistant Roof, Lockable Door, Potable Water.

Found By: Emma

Loveliest comment, by redgirl: Anytime someone feels they have to include the word “usable”, it makes a person question their definition of the word. A toilet, for example, doesn’t have to flush to be usable. You can USE it just fine…

26 Responses to “Fit for Human Dwelling”

  1. redgirl says:

    Anytime someone feels they have to include the word “usable”, it makes a person question their definition of the word.

    A toilet, for example, doesn’t have to flush to be usable. You can USE it just fine…

  2. Not to mention the “convenient kitchen”…oh thank goodness the place has one of those! I wouldn’t have considered it if the kitchen was even the slightest bit inconvenient…

  3. Brent says:

    ‘Usable’ must be in the eye of the beholder, because I would never use that bathroom.

  4. Dawn says:

    I don’t see any counter space in the “convenient” kitchen so I’m not sure how convenient it actually is.

    I suppose I could set up an ironing board and do my ironing and store stuff on the table at the same time.

    Good thing I don’t iron too often or that could be a problem.

  5. matthew says:

    Bathroom is only useable if you are not trying to use it to get clean. And what is that strange newspaper carpet in the living room?

  6. Cheryl says:

    Why would they need a ‘useable bathroom” when there is perfectly good newspaper spread on the floor? If you look behind the chair it looks like someone missed the newspaper.

  7. Les says:

    I would not use the usable bathroom as it has residue from previous uses clinging to its walls and floor. Did chair’s cousin leave a little mess in the corner of the tile-floored bedroom?

  8. “Usable”… by a very desperate blind person, possibly. Well, I guess what you save on rent can be spent getting a Hazmat crew to clean it.

  9. Julie says:

    Look at the sink in the bathroom. I have never seen one like that. At first glance, it seems barely “usable,” but maybe one would quickly get used to it. It would have been a nice space saver in some of the very cramped bathrooms I’ve had over the years.

    • Adze says:

      Oh, they are a great space-saver. We had one at my boyfriend’s old place in Melbourne. His housemate’s girlfriend referred to it as a “spitoon”. Bummer if you wanna wash your hands in warm water in the winter though…

  10. Land of shimp says:

    At first I wonder what dreadful things must go on in Australia, that having a usable bathroom was a selling feature. That was in conflict with everything I knew about the Land Down Under, where I didn’t think the Bush Country meant you were likely to have to make use of a bush.

    Then I saw the restroom in question, and understood it had nothing to do with the facilities in Australia, but rather in that apartment.

    Really, had they not included “usable” as a descriptor, it never would have occurred to me.

    It also translates into, “It’s cheap because I have no intention of remodeling the disgusting bathroom. Shut up, it’s usable.”

  11. Faith says:

    Usable bathroom = common bathroom, I believe, rather than a bathroom in which the renters have sole use. The same probably also applies to the kitchen, where it is convenient to the rooms that are being rented.

    • Dawn says:

      Eeew … I just looked at the bathroom picture.

      It looks like a “shared” and “who-wants-to-clean-it” bathroom.

  12. ACLS says:

    Wow, Woolloongabba is the name of a place. (Just got up, so easily impressed, sorry.)

    • Dawn says:

      Yeah, great name. Sorta’ makes it sounds like a “fun” place, huh?

      Unfortunately, I can’t even pronounce it so I guess I need to rule it out.

      Luckily, I am happy where I am. :)

    • Michael says:

      Who is the property agent? Crocodile Dundee? “Well, the bath’s large enough to skin a croc and water comes out of the tap, so it’s useable.”

  13. kristen55 says:

    $200 a WEEK?! Are they expecting people to only stay a week at a time, because that’s about all I could tolerate of that horrid little bathroom.

    I can’t imagine chic clubs, nightlife, etc being of interest to you, if you were going to pick up a date and bring them back to this little pit!

  14. PJH says:

    hhooww mmaannyy ddoouubbllee lleetteerrss iinn tthhaatt llooccaattiioonn??

  15. FF Dindorium says:

    Well, in Australia all rental is quoted by the week. When I was tentatively looking at listings in America a few years ago I couldn’t believe how expensive it all was! Until I realised it was monthly…

    But more importantly than that: Woolloongabba CLOSE to the chic nightlife of West End!? I don’t think so!

    • Michael says:

      They do that as well in London – the rest of the UK lists the monthly rental price. Perhaps they think people won’t notice the difference, or that salaries rapidly increase so that everyone moves on quicky.

    • Grasswren says:

      But very convenient to the nearest hospital, which, after looking at that listing, I find strangely comforting.

  16. Shalindria says:

    Hey! They have a heatable bedroom!

    BYOH

  17. Johanna in exile says:

    What the listing should have said:

    *2 boxy contained rooms
    *homeless person’s kitchen
    *fungi filled bathroom – that means running water folks!

  18. Pete says:

    Haha, I came across this place while looking at places the other day. My girlfriend pulled a face like she had just smelt vomit when I showed her. Looks like the Brisbane Lions AFL team are no longer the “Pride of the Gabba”.

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