They’ll Be None The Wiser

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Ahh, nothing livens up a listing like a few bouquets of .50 Browning machine gun cartridges. Don’t forget to stop and smell the primer…

Found By: Eric J

Loveliest comment, by Michael: I think I know this level. If you run up to the door to get the health, a giant red Cacodemon comes out from the back of the balcony.

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25 Responses to “They’ll Be None The Wiser”

  1. Gargomon says:

    No-one will know this was copy and pasted.No-one will know this was copy and pasted.

  2. Dawn says:

    You mean it’s NOT real?

  3. lulu labonne says:

    Makes me feel that the house is just a ply frontage and they’re going to come along and film a western any day now.

    • Jedi Knight Ivyan says:

      I think the entire house was cut an pasted onto a photo of a wooded lot. I just get that feeling. Can’t put my finger on the cause. Maybe it’s the sun and shadows not quite matching up.

  4. Lily says:

    Tacky “landscaping” but I couldn’t buy a shack next to the dump in my town for $134,000

  5. mystic_eye_cda says:

    Do you get the feeling the sign is fake too?

  6. I’ve got to figure that at least one of these “bouquets” is covering something really scary.

    • Sheila says:

      It would have to be really, really scary! I think a hole in the house would scare me less than those “bouquets” do! They’re just… hideous.

  7. Smoke says:

    OK, really, WHAT could be so bad that this is an improvement? Blood stains? Dead kittens? Swastikas? Seriously…

  8. dono1 says:

    Even chair near the front door looks one-dimensional, like it’s painted on the wall.

  9. *waves hand in front of prospective buyer’s face* “These are not the bushes you’re looking for…”

  10. Jennifer says:

    Wouldnt the people notice its different when they get there.

  11. Michael says:

    What is the circular yellow thing at the bottom left? Is it the barrel-sight of some weapon? I think I know this level. If you run up to the door to get the health, a giant red Cacodemon comes out from the back of the balcony.

  12. Just Me says:

    Surely this is illegal. Maybe not, since presumably a buyer-to-be would see the house in person before he or she purchased it, but photo-shopping stuff into photos of something you’re trying to sell? Tacky at best.

    • mystic_eye_cda says:

      “The accuracy of all information, regardless of source, is not guaranteed or warranted. All information should be independently ” (I didn’t cut the quote off in the middle of the sentence, the website disclaimer ends mid-sentence)

      So someone across the street has a “house for sale” sign out front, the kind you get at a hardware store, not even “for sale by owner”. And we agreed that the Realtor we used makes a nice living, but he sure does earn it (the Realtor has also sold and bought many properties for other members of the family). Then I found myself thinking “yeah but the Realtors that just put the lock box combination in the ad, they sure as heck don’t deserve a percentage”. Nor does this Realtor. Photoshopping, and the photos are very low quality because they are put in a flash viewer that takes too much dataspace to the pictures have to be low quality to load fast enough, and he/she can’t even proof the footer on their own page. Clearly no attention to detail and is more interested in appearances than anything important -not a good combo.

      • Eli says:

        Actually, the word “verified.” at the end of the disclaimer is there. They just have an extra-large line space and placed it waaaaay over to the left.

        Still, you’d think they could at least find some cut-and-paste shrubs that look like shrubs and not failed origami experiments.

  13. Aaron says:

    Definitely something fishy there. That price is quite low for a house that size in that area, even in today’s market.

  14. caseymay says:

    WTF????

  15. Jane says:

    The agent must have read the REALTOR magazine article about “Virtual Staging” and decided to try their hand at it. Even good virtual staging has a disclaimer stating that the photo is an artist’s rendering. Highjinks like this is what gives REALTORS a bad name!

  16. wawmama says:

    “Sweetheart! Go clean up your cartlage’s now! The Smiths will be over in 1 hour!”

  17. Not Wilson says:

    It’s zombie house (http://lovelylisting.com/2009/10/i-have-an-odd-sense-of-foreboding.html) in the daylight!! Those fake flowers added $5K to the asking price.

  18. TJN says:

    its an edit. look at the bushes, fail.

  19. John says:

    Interestingly, that section of the street was under repair when Google was driving around and therefore was not included in Google Street View. You can get a distant view of the house but not a view that comes close to matching the listing.

    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=safari&q=326+Pennell+St,+Northville,+MI&ie=UTF8&gl=us&ei=lNz2SvunFIiC8QbrptXzCQ&ved=0CAkQ8gEwAA&hq=&hnear=326+Pennell+St,+Northville,+Wayne,+Michigan+48167&ll=42.434124,-83.477058&spn=0.001817,0.002714&t=h&z=19&layer=c&cbll=42.434542,-83.477267&panoid=DT6e0xxbpS9MvkHXIiX4KQ&cbp=12,156.61,,2,-1.32

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