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Hey kids! C’mere! Just one step more… and one more…

NOM NOM NOM NOM

*burp*

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Loveliest comment, by Evelyn McHale-Collyer: At 485 grand, this would be the second most expensive acid trip I ever experienced.

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  1. dono1 says:

    Perched up on a hillside with a rip roaring seasonal stream*

    *Ripping and roaring season runs Mid-August through late October.

    • mudslicker says:

      The perfect place for Christopher McCandless! (aka Alexander Supertramp). Sure beats the Magic Bus….

      “What the…I was able to cross here in May!”

  2. Rip-roaring seasonal stream = Bring a mop and don’t get too attached to your furniture.

  3. It’s the tortured love-child of Hummel and Thomas Kinkade!

  4. I don’t know that I would want to live there, but it is sort of cool.

  5. Land of shimp says:

    It’s 480K and made mostly from “reclaimed” items, eh?

    So they want close to half a million for a house compiled of stuff from the dump?

    Anyone want to take the sucker bet on whether or not any of that place is up to code?

  6. Michael says:

    I dig the fireplace – it looks like a giant slot machine. I guess the inspiration came from the Van Gogh painting above the bed.

  7. fordprefect says:

    The owner recently returned from the acid trip he took whilst visiting Fantasyland.

  8. Evelyn McHale-Collyer says:

    At 485 grand, this would be the second most expensive acid trip I ever experienced.

    No further comment.

  9. Lyndsey Catastrophe says:

    i dont know if i would live there, but it sure as hell is a cool house, maybe i’d use it as a cabin in the summer, and i like it, it represents the craziness that is me. And it would keep people from visiting me.

  10. roballen says:

    It’s in Twin Peaks!

  11. Charlie Cornelius says:

    I’m still puzzling over the sign on the other side of the bridge. Is that ‘No Admittance’, ‘No Trespassing’? If so, why build a bridge? Or do my eyes need fixing? (Mind you, after looking at the interior, they sure need a rest).

  12. Kae says:

    You know, it DOES make sense that a house that would eat you/trip you out be located in Twin Peaks…

    I wonder if it comes with a da*n fine cup of joe?

  13. dissimilitude says:

    “Your first reaction will be one of seclusion and serenity ”

    Yes, I think my first reaction to the interior of that house would be to seek some seclusion and serenity far, far away.

  14. Michelle says:

    The outside is somewhat scary… and attention grabbing. In a bad way.

    The inside? Well, I like it. A lot.

    Once the person moved all their crap out (like all the hanging stuff and paintings) it would actually be a very cool space that would lend itself well to all kinds of creative endeavours. Now it’s just cluttered as well as bright and oddly shaped. This is really not a good thing.

  15. JMixx says:

    I have come back to this entry several times. Every time I read “NOM NOM NOM NOM…*burp*,” I ROFL. Every. Time. On Lovely Listing, the captions are at LEAST as funny as the listings themselves.

  16. beth says:

    i dig the red leather couches. i think the pond is beautiful


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