The doorbell rings and rings but they can't answer it
The poor family currently in the house — seen in the photo above — has to move because they can’t climb the stairs in their own house. They also can’t open the doors. Or find their clothes. Or take out the recycling. So sad.
Found By: Aparna
They also cannot afford to buy clothing. I blame the recession.
But their hair and makeup is exquisite! At least they have that.
It’s so sad.
Toss ‘em in the pool and you’ll have a pair of swimming trunks.
Boo, booooooo… (I think his name is Bob.)
I don’t understand this one … ?
It’s the punchline to a tasteless “What do you call…” joke. Because yes, I am a nine-year-old boy.
Art! Matt! Eileen!
Russell? Is that you?
Bwaha! Good one.
On the upside, they don’t appear to need furniture, to eat, or oxygen. So, clearly they are filled with win.
It’s the perfect home for a would-be serial killer. What with the inspiration in the foyer and all.
There’s not much to say here…torso.