Care Bear Hell Is Very Real
Make sure you read the small print if you buy this house. I found you’ll have to sign this disclaimer:
CARE BEAR DISCLOSURE
1. Seller Disclosure. To the best of Sellers’ actual knowledge, Sellers represent:
A. The Property described herein __ has __has not been previously tested for Care Bears.
If answer to (A) is “has not,” then skip (B) and (C) and go to Section 2.
If answer to (A) is “has,” then complete (B) and (C).
B. The Care Bears found __ were __were not identified as toxic.
C. With regard to any Care Bears that were found, measures __ were __were not taken to remove those Care Bears.
2. Care Bear Inspections. Care Bears, Beanie Babies, Teddy Ruxpins, and similar organisms may exist in the Property of which the Seller is unaware and has no actual knowledge. These contaminants generally grow in places where there is excessive cuteness, such as where adorableness may have occurred in roofs, pipes, walls, and beds, or where there has been hugging. A professional home inspection may not disclose Care Bears. Buyer may wish to obtain an inspection specifically for Care Bears to more fully determine the condition of the Property and its environmental status. Neither Sellers’ agents nor Buyers’ agents are experts in the field of Care Bears. The Buyers are strongly encouraged to satisfy themselves as to the Property condition.
Buyers’ Initials:_____
3. Hold Harmless. Buyers make the decision to purchase the Property independent of any representation of the Agents, Brokers, or Attorneys involved in the transaction regarding Care Bears. Accordingly, Buyers agree to indemnify and hold (print names of Brokers, Designated Agents, and Attorneys) harmless in the event any Care Bear is present on the Property.
4. Receipt of Copy. Sellers and Buyers have read this Care Bears Disclosure, and by their signatures hereon acknowledge receipt of a copy thereof.
5. Professional Advice. Sellers and Buyers execute this Disclosure with the understanding that they should consult with a professional of their choice regarding any questions or concerns before its execution.
Good luck!
Found By: Jess.
How scary!!
Worst case of Care Bears I’ve ever seen! Shocking!
It’s amazing all this carnage was caused by their lesser known comrade Crucifiction Bear.
I love how those bears are all — what — STAPLED there to the wall? It looks like a carny’s home-office.
Best commentary on a listing EVER! How creepy, who does this!?!?
Check out the picture of the non-master bathroom. A sexy poster and a coffee machine: the perfect wake-me-up every morning!
I think it woke up that cat..the one with the glow eyes peering through the doorway.
Must be a collector! What’s funny is that our realtor made my remove all of my My Little Pony collection and all of my husbands He-Man collection before starting the showings…..
And I thought Hello Kitty Hell was scary. This may top it.
Sometimes I feel like they’re staring at me.
Care Bear Staring.
Staring… and caring… and then more staring…
That’s one heck of a Care Bear Stare!
OMG! I would buy ALL of the Care Bears in a heartbeat! That’s some serious $$$ to collectors on Ebay!!!
I hadn’t considered that. So, further advice: homebuyers should carefully check to see if the Care Bears transfer.
I’ve been looking everywhere for a Care Bear since my daughter saw (and failed to win) one in an arcade claw machine. Apparently we just missed the big comeback – they were everywhere a couple of years ago, but now nobody sells them. I think I figured out where they all went.
Wow, I never new a Care Bear infestation could cause so much damage to the landscaping.
On the left… is that a lunchbox collection? Wow… I wonder if those are… My Little Pony boxes?
Checking the photo and seeing apparently two washers and two dryers makes me think someone’s been running a daycare – which would certainly make the CareBears more understandable. But with that lack of landscaping, does that mean they kept the kids inside all day?
Staging a house with care bears must be the new thing!
I discovered this while at work, with my original care bear cousins lunch box sitting on my desk (I’ve been using the same lunch box I’ve had since kindergarten)
It is the lunch box with the yellow border pictured on the left.
(and for the record, I don’t staple carebears to my cubicle wall)
What about the dog in the living room? Looks a little freaked out.
It’s afraid it’s next.
What the listing doesn’t tell you is that these are load-bearing carebears and cannot be removed.