Starter Home For Serial Killers?
Oh, God. Don’t let Chair see. They’ve been dismembering furniture. Look! Bits just propped up against the wall, and a stain on the floor — clearly furniture polish, dripping where violence broke out. Why? Why?
Found By: Diane
Man, that’s one *spooky* place!
And there are “lots of outbuildings”… CREEPY!
Perfect!! Just in time for the season premiere of Dexter! Not enough Saran Wrap up on the walls yet however.
That poor table looks like Heywood Wakefield too! I hope it’s just a cheap imitation- it’s desperately in need of rescuing.
My thoughts exactly! Poor table!
good thing its too nice for the unabomber…..
Ahhh, CO listings are so much fun
I know people who have a out building very much like this one – creeeeeeeeeppppppyyyyyyy
It looks as though whatever poor beasts were in that broken-down, weed-infested corral couldn’t take any more of their living nightmare and escaped over one side of the “fence”. I don’t blame them…looks as though whoever lived here escaped in the middle of the night.
Those cabinets look like vintage metal kitchen cabinets. I’ve been trying to find myself a set of those for a long time and they’re just sitting there rusting away in that dump!
It is me, or does that stain on the table look like a human outline?
That is definitely a human shaped outline. Right side of table. The head is closest to the camera with body pointed toward the black metal thing.
As for the furniture, did I mention the roomie just got a new drimmel? >:)
But they do get the award for most creative use of stolen pallets. Also, is that a rifle on the floor next to the table?
I went to the listing, as the slideshow ran through I kept expecting to hear the Texas Chainsaw Massacre flashbulb sound effect as each new photo appeared.
What’s the seller’s name? I’ll bet you anything it’s Gumb. The right people will get it…
“Potential, potential and more describes this property close to town, churches, schools and more.”
I think that’s a bit of an overstatement.
Breath taking curb appeal, too. Not that anyone but coyotes will know.
I’m not sure which looks scarier, the outbuilding, or the picture of the Realtor who is trying to sell it. Yikes! They are a perfect fit…
What creeped me out was that the best looking structure was the playhouse.
Oh no… I just watched the other pictures in this listing while listening to Lustmord’s “Zoetrope”. Now I’m going to have nasty nightmares! Creepy, creepy, CREEPY place!!