I have never been at a loss for words before. But… this listing… this listing found by Sarah… I just… what?
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Ok, so two separate kitchens, the laws of gravity have been suspended, aluminum foil…bedspread(?), and that NEON food!!!! Maybe there is something radioactive, definitely something other-worldly going on there.
Did you look at the main listing page? I’m thinking that instead of Photoshopping in rows of flowers, they perhaps should have put in, oh, I dunno, a LAWN?!!!
I, I was doing okay until I got to the BEDSPREAD WITH THE BLOODSTAINS.
The random bowls of fruits/vegetables did it for me. That’s what makes it really a “home”.
Moral of this story is don’t let selling your home and your new computer programs mix. Do people like this really think we don’t know?
This wall looks empty lets put a giant snail shell up! and put everything in boarders so it looks super nice. I love the uniformity of it as well…
let us not forget that it is near impossible to watch t.v. from the angle the couch is. Although with a t.v. that old who can blame them
I can just see the contract:
**Seller will pay all inspection fees, closing costs, and include the teenie-tiny motorcycle man on the bongo. Conch shell still up for negotiation…
-PF
I’m surprised they didn’t photoshop a dancing baby into the crib. Also, if they are going to have that many fruit bowls in the house, they should’ve put a vegetable garden or orchard in the back yard.
Those images get me hot.
Eww… Those are terrible… Guh. I think part of me died inside. Seriously.
*thinking* -wouldn’t it had just been better plain? wow.
To those who commented on the two kitchens and why it appears to be one story in front, and two stories in back, I’ve seen houses similar to that (but without the tacky photoshopped stuff, although typically with real non-photoshopped tacky stuff). If you look closely, the house is built on a hill, and looking at the layout and listing, the second kitchen is probably in the “in-law quarters/apartment” in the finished basement.
As for the photoshop stuff… I’m, um… speechless. lol.
Although some of those photoshopped items could have very well existed. I have seen homes more tacky than that!
The owner of the house took the real tacky stuff, so the agent had to photoshop replacement tacky stuff.
No. Way.
3rd picture: is that a giant reese’s peanut butter cup with asparagus growing out of it?
Those things look like sprites from an old Doom-style game. I’d be looking for alien monsters around the next corner!
They should have added a demon or two:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5905/homedoom.png
Okay, now I’ll buy it.
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Is that a basket of puppies in the middle of the room?
Hardly the fault of the software vendor; this smacks of deficient Photoshop capability on the graphic artist’s part.
Looking closely, I can see a (real) lamp behind that (really old) TV, the kind that sits on a table. So we can assume that the TV was photoshoped over a table, and the TV, picture and items cover up a large area of the pictire. Just what exactly are they hiding?