You be the judge

February 8th, 2010

Poll time!

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Which room is this?

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How about this one?

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This clearly shows a:

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Funny Real Estate Listing - Convenient Motorcycle Parking

Is this a sensible place to park?

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Dedroom found by Annie; fishroom found by Metz; motorshelf found by Jennifer.

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White Picket Portcullis

February 7th, 2010

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All the convenience of a medieval portcullis — now in an HOA-approved white-picket-fence style.

Found By: Jessica

P.S. Happy birthday, mom!

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Chairtuday! Roots.

February 6th, 2010

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Like so many who immigrated at a young age, Chair has always been curious about the land of Chair’s birth. Here, we see Chair taking in Hong Kong before heading off to the Pearl River Delta, hoping to meet relatives Chair left behind.

Found by: Sue

Included: washer, dryer, troll

February 5th, 2010

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“Trip, trap, trip, trap! Who’s crossing over my bridge?”

“It’s me, mom. Again. Just like it always is, ever since you put this stupid bridge in the hallway outside my room. Can’t I have some privacy? LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!”

*slam*

Found By: Ryan

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Just Like Childbirth

February 4th, 2010

funny real estate just like child birthThe screenshot is where it’s at. No, really. Go click on that little thumbnail down there. We’ll wait.

*sips tea*

Done?

“Just like childbirth”?!? How is this house “just like childbirth”? Is it the natural, oh, all I need is a deep breath and I’ll be fine kind of childbirth, or the unnatural (and my preferred method) #@@$#(%**!!$%, time for my epidural and bottle of gin kind of childbirth? Has the house had repairs in a place no needle should ever be? Is the house a very uncomfortable taxi ride away? Is the house amazingly sweaty?

Found by: Kelly

Loveliest comment, by Helen: It’s the big garage door. It was actually a letter box until House had to squeeze out a shed.

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There’s been a mix-up at the paint-by-numbers factory

February 3rd, 2010

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Clearly this is not how things were supposed to be. Let’s look at the box:

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Whoops! Looks like we included the wrong set of paints. Sorry about that! We’ll send out a replacement ASAP.

Found By: Lori

Loveliest comment, by KS: Mary Engelbreit called. She wants her house back.

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Please advise.

February 2nd, 2010

I want to find more furrin listings, so I can be nosy internationally. Any suggestions for easy-to-navigate, easy-to-link-to, no-registration-required real estate websites from outside the USA? To give you an idea what I’m looking for: my current favorites are Redfin and Finn (but I will consider companies that don’t have “fin” in their names).

Thank you!

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See? It gets better.

February 2nd, 2010

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I like to think that the sad resident of this place eventually found love and moved in here. Awww! Sweet. Life-threatening, but sweet. Now there are two folding chairs, not just one, and they even get burners! No oven… Hmmm. Maybe they’re waiting until they’re married.

Found By: JP

Loveliest comment, by Jano: Carrying a few extra pounds would be a fatal disorder. It would be a shame to die in a tragic balcony-dining room collapse. Cause of death: metal fatigue

NOTE: The Belgian chocolate might be worth it, though.

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Included: kettle, microwave, number for the suicide prevention hotline

February 2nd, 2010

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Happy Groundhog’s Day! You’re going to be eating breakfast RIGHT HERE every day of your life for years on end! Wait, wait — why are you crying? Please don’t cry. Shush, shush, don’t cry. It’s okay. Sorry about the microwave not working, by the way, but we couldn’t find an outlet. Awwww.

Found By: JP

Loveliest comment, by Blandwagon: I like the fact that you can slide your dinner-for-one out of the microwave and into position for eating without even getting out of your chair. So handy when your crippling depression makes moving about impossible!

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Blast off!

February 1st, 2010

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It’s not from a listing! I don’t care! It’s a space ship, and we love space ships! Let’s pretend it’s a house so I can justify having it here! Ten… nine… eight…

Found By: Natalie

Loveliest comment, by Phyllis: Is that a joystick or is that first inflatable green alien happy to see us?

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